Sarahmablog

Why are you here? O.o

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I’m bored.

I’m gonna text a bunch of people ‘I hid the body. Now what?’ and see what they say.

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INTERVIEW!

At Smyths.

Which…..my friend worked there and had loads of complaints about it, but I really need a job and at this point I’ll take anything, and I’m not going to stop looking for admin work, so…

But on the basis that even a 16 hour week at minimum wage is still slightly more than what I get fortnightly while on the dole……

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royal guards passed out, because i can post whatever the fuck i please on my blog

#HOW OFTEN DoES THIS HAPPEN

HOLY SHIT I know the third one! I went to high school with him! The funny thing is I know two people in the royal guard in norway who has passed out and been in the newspapers because of it.

relatively often. standing perfectly still like that for that long isnt good for your health

 guys, imagine just trying to stand perfectly still as the queen walks by, adn you are trying so hard to act properly and not look stupid, then

BOOM.

you end up on tumblr.

poor guys

i think im the only one who thinks this is funny

It happens because the idiots stand with their knees locked. The blood flow stops and not enough oxygen makes it to certain places, ie the brain. Blood pools in your veins and you pass out so blood flow can return to normal. :)

What shall we do with a swooning soldier, what shall we do with a swooning soldier, what shall we do with a swooning soldier, when the day is sunny….

(Source: acolderwar, via sonicsandrocksalt)

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Right.

Tomorrow I will spend almost 3 hours sat on a train.

Then about 5 hours sat on Barmouth beach.

Then another 3 hours on a train home (with a brief stop in Machynlleth to change trains. Shut up, spell check, Machynlleth is a word, it’s just welsh.)

Therefore spending almost 11 hours being Billy No-Mates in public in *technically* a different country, as opposed to be Billy No-Mates in my room, or dying in a convention centre.

No offence to this years Expo goers, but £12.60 + sun + beach > £30-odd + underground + £10 entry + dying of heat.

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Debating jumping on a train and going to the beach tomorrow…

Will likely end up going on my own and feeling somewhat awkward……….

IDK which. Barmouth maybe? I normally go to Tywyn but that’s with other people and it is a tiny place and I’m not likely to bump into anyone I can strike up a conversation with. And I have been to Barmouth a couple of times so as long as I stick near the seafront I won’t get lost or miss the train as the station is literally next to the beach.